“Privacy” Policy

We collect your information. All of it. Some on purpose, some by accident, and some we probably don’t even understand.

We track what you do, where you go, what you click, and possibly what you were thinking when you clicked it. We won’t tell you exactly what we track, because that would ruin the mystery.

We share and sell your data to other companies so they can sell you even more things you don’t need. They may also share it with other companies, who will do the same. It’s a beautiful cycle.

Your information may be leaked, misplaced, emailed to the wrong person, or discovered in a forgotten spreadsheet somewhere. If that happens, we probably won’t notice, and if we do, we won’t tell you.

You cannot opt out. You cannot delete your data. You cannot ask questions that matter. Using this site means you agree to all of this, whether you read it or not. Because fuck you.

If you don’t like this policy, your only option is to stop using the site. But let’s be honest — you probably won’t.